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Vampires Suck

2010

 

Vampires Suck
 

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The Movie

Directed by Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Written by Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Jenn Proske as Becca Crane
Matt Lanter as Edward Sullen
Diedrich Bader as Frank Crane
Chris Riggi as Jacob White
Ken Jeong as Daro
Anneliese van der Pol as Jennifer
David DeLuise as Fisherman Sculley
Kelsey Ford as Iris
Dave Foley as Principal Smith
Jeff Witzke as Dr. Carlton
Crista Flanagan as Eden

Vampires Suck sets out to satirise the Twilight series, a huge box office success. The Movie follows a long tradition, at its height with Airplane, and nearing its lowest with most of the Scary Movies series (clue - the ones without Anna Faris were dire). Most of the major characters from the movies show up in recognisable form, and even the basic plot - with minor alterations - shines through.

Review

This movie is simply sad; the plot is a lame imitation of the original, the acting is laboured, overdone and a career embarassment for all those fool enough to be recruited. I laughed twice, which I am assured is twice more than the average cinema goer. The opportunities for humor in Twilight has been demonstarted in spoofs, cartoons, memes, and countless jokes, all missed by the producers of this effort. But, for all that, the moviw does have one redeeming feature: it guarantees - if such a warranty i required - that you'll never watch the Twilight Saga again, without realsing that, really, it's not a lot better. - Drac, Vampyreverse

"This movie only got a 4% on the Rottentomato Rating and in spite of that I still watched it because I knew it would be just for me. I've read the twilight saga(several times)and just loved it. When the movies came out I knew I couldn't possible like them because the book is almost always better than the movie. But curiosity got the better of me and I watched them anyways and to my great horror they were ever worse then I had imagined they would be. However, Vampires Suck was AWESOME! Just watching Jenn Proske's phenomenal impersonation of Kristen Stewart's twitchy performance was enough to have me laughing like a maniac. So if you fall into the small category of people who've seen and disliked the Twilight movies and also know a lot about the series through the books then you will like this movie. " - Brina L. Pursley at Amazon

"Yes I am a fan of the twilight series. I have a good sense of humor and I don't care if people poke jokes at it. (I'm not a super obsessed over sensitive fan) So I watched it ready for a good laugh. 3 words. Stupid, dirty, oh and stupid. It wasn't even funny. They took an easy target to make money off of, picked obvious things to make fun of, and did a terrible job at delivering a fun comedy. I want images out of my head and my time and money back... Sadly I have a feeling there will be certain people that hate twilight and enjoy non funny dirty humor that will laugh like idiots at this movie. But everyone is allowed their opinion, I'm just giving you mine. " - J. Clyde at Amazon

The DVD

Studio: Twentieth Century Fox
DVD Release Date: November 30, 2010
Run Time: 82 minutes

Extras include trailers, deleted scenes and gag reel.

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